Detroit Free Press: Asked who is heading her campaign against the recall, Daniels quipped, "God!" and then added, "I wouldn't want to put the responsibility on anyone else. I'm handling it."

So in addition to creating the universe (through a process known as evolution), serving as our Lord and Savior, being the giver of eternal life etc., the Almighty is also supposed to salvage Janice Daniels' comically doomed political career? He may be able to work miracles, but this may be a task too insurmountable even for Him.

Seriously, why can’t we let God focus on the whole of the universe and just handle the banal little tasks like municipal elections ourselves? – JTW

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